小時不讀書,長大當記者…….網:看到快笑死的記者圖文集(圖多

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剛看到一堆圖快笑到併軌

看完真的覺得台灣媒體是梗圖製造業欸

挑戰智商下限XDDD

❶ 〈違反常識篇〉

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(你看的是手機電池溫度啊幹)

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(重力加速度 ≠ 重力加上速度啦😆)

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(在坡面上量什麼坡度😆)

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(24字母XD)

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(誰知道你腿多長😆)

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(你的溫度,溫暖了這個世界😆)

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(颱風總雨量XD)

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(烏龍密佈 v.s. 烏雲密佈 … 然後是報氣象還是報天相啦😆😆)

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(當NBA遇上MLB…看我三振上籃!)

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(蔣中山孫中正)

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(深度的單位不是℃嗎)

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❷〈廢話篇〉(以下太廢話就不解釋)

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(過了20年不變大嬸不然變大叔嗎XD)

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❸ 〈奇蹟篇 / 死者甦醒篇〉

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(下一篇:3000秒跑12公尺)

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(把整個台灣人拉下水😆)

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(現在正式命名為凱道國!)

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(我還是老老實實的打工吧…)

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(陳澄波 (1895 – 1947),日治時期名畫家)

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(劉邦友,以前的一位過世的桃園縣長)

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❹〈動物對話篇〉

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❺ 〈錯字諧音篇〉

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(麻繩 v.s. 麻省)

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(達賴喇叭)

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❻ 〈其他〉

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熱門回應:

“果然小時不讀書,長大當記者A(´・_・`)啦啦”

“這一定會熱門,我笑到不要不要的”

“腿長那個我記得 她有說110公分的樣子”

“坡度那個我笑了,最好這樣量XD”

“我在火車上憋笑好累哦”

“邊大便邊看差點笑到脫肛”

“臺灣記者真的很棒,應該主修笑話系才對”

“可是我覺得戴眼鏡也可能是弱視啊🤔”

“不過真的好多好好笑害我在圖書館笑出聲音😂😂😂”

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